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magicconchshell:

niick4:

magicconchshell:

imagine if you got in a argument with someone and you just whipped a tampon out of your vagina and smacked them with it mid sentence 

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NO OMFKDKJA.

estpolis:

people say lmao a lot nowadays but no one says rofl anymore and its weird cause back in the day rofl and lmao used to be interchangeable and if you were a risktaker youd combine them into roflmao but now everyones dropped rofl. its probably for the best but i cant help but be nostalgic.

queefilicious:

sharing an umbrella with someone seems cute but in practice it is 100% horrible and you both end up getting angry and wet

(Source: susemoji)

foxgrl:

miruinnuial:

foxgrl:

I wish none of you were sad

I wish there was peace and justice and wealth and happiness and good people around all of the planet

try and one up me again bitch

(Source: krakenguts)

clearbay:

I LOVE ORDERING THINGS FROM ONLINE ITS LIKE SOMEONE SENT YOU A PRESENT BUT YOU SENT YOURSELF THAT PRESENT 

(Source: sharksylph)

yeahwriters:

wrote:

sassy english teachers are the best because they’re beyond sarcastic and somehow always end up insulting the kid that you hate and everyone else likes

Yes.

y2kid:

i will do a lot of things but admitting im cold to my mum who told me to bring a jacket isn’t one of them

deersatan:

accidentally stuttering while saying your snarky comeback

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(Source: asterkid)

neopiacentral:

I love buying new things but i hate spending money I’m so angry