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fourleafedcolfer:

i would like to take a moment to thank nani pelekai for being one of the first disney women to ever look like an actual human beingimage

(Source: rotaryphones)

joshpeck:

alright, put the money in the bag….

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PUT IT IN

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umm, you’re facing the wrong way, sir

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oh hahahahahaha

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ALRIGHT, GIVE ME THE MONEY

hepmonrey:

thegeeksloveme:

He gives me life.

coolest people on earth

"I wanna be your idea of perfect"

Jay Gatsby (Leo)

(Source: cloclounique)

elladrondelibros:

When I find out a cute boy isn’t gay
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"You’re going to lose weight, and buy a closet full of new clothes, and whiten your teeth, and cut your hair, and move to a great apartment in a different city, and make new cooler friends. And you’re still going to be unhappy."

Unknown (via huluh)

(Source: cavum)

greelin:

cyberuser:

i remember when i was 5 i used to take dancing lessons and there was this kid in 7th grade who’d make fun of me and call me “gay” but the jokes on him because i gave his younger cousin a handjob at camp so who’s gay now

i think you’re still technically gay

(Source: 1vm)

megaman2:

megaman2:

“mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?”

“no, i said she was fucking goofy”

please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother

(Source: estpolis)

teenscoolest:

i’m aw you’re ew, there’s a difference.

releasethemurderbirds:

releasethemurderbirds:

My brother decided to use my bathroom and that was fine, but five minutes later I hear singing and he’s singing to the tune of “What’s This” for the Nightmare Before Christmas about various products I keep in the bathroom.

“What’s this, what’s this?

There’s products everywhere.

What’s this?

I think it goes in hair.”