Tumblr Mouse Cursors
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teacrafted:

"You can’t eat all that!"

fuckin watch me.

(Source: iraffiruse)

holligay:

*opens blog* title: welcome peasants *closes blog*

(Source: fluerly)

reblog if you want to FUCK ME or if you occasionally drink water

(Source: mozartsdad)

herpsichord:

A gem from the car museum.

  • me: wow I'm fat
  • me: maybe I look ok
  • me: I AM PERFECT THE WAY I AM
  • me: I'm fucking disgusting I'm losing weight now
  • me: I am more than just my weight!
  • me: who the fuck cares about anything
  • me: I AM SO FAT.
  • me: idk curves are beautiful i am beautiful
  • me: i hate myself

castielsteenwolf:

How to do sex:

  • Put the lime in the coconut
  • shake it all up

pulsative:

before tumblr i spent the same amount of time on the computer but i seriously cannot recall what i did 

shialebuffalo:

liking 2,197 facebook pages in 2008 is my biggest regret

lubricates:

just imagine what would happen if the internet suddenly stopped working all over the world